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Alternative Baby Milestone Cards


The perfect gift for new parents with a sense of humour. It may be cute when they giggle or roll over but the reality of everyday life is poop, sick and meltdowns. Embrace the chaos and have laugh about it (whilst you accept drinking cold cups of tea forever).

A set of A6 cards with a variety of funny milestones, from sleep deprivation, being covered in sick or never getting laid again. These are a real treat for new parents, something the dads will appreciate too. Have a chuckle as you pose that adorable new born next to a card declaring the realities of parenting.

Printed on high quality A6 card (300gsm) with a matt finish. 12 in a pack. The floral border is from my original watercolour painting. You can scrapbook them after. Put the date on the back and cherish them and use them to pose for photos. We all love to see a bit of baby spam!