Don't be F*cking Late! Brides Handkerchief, Funny Bridal Gift, Funny Bridal Handkerchief, Alternative Something Blue Idea, Wedding Hankie


Looking for a funny bridal hankie, then you've found the perfect one!

Don't be F*cking Late! Embroidered Handkerchief - A great gift from groom to bride on the morning of your wedding - reminding her not to be late!

Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it's the brides Something Blue too! The perfect gift for the bride who already has everything!

We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017. Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio.

Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered - just look in our Shop Section "Custom Hankies".Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Pubes Not Boobs embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides - any lady who likes a giggle! All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men's plain hankies.

If you can't see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you. Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.