Father of the Bride Handkerchief, No Ugly F*cking Crying Hankie, Offensive Handkerchief, Profanity Present, Sweary Gift, Funny Swear Words,


Looking for a funny Wedding Handkerchief, then you have found the right shop :)

No Ugly F*cking Crying at my wedding! - Embroidered Handkerchief.

The perfect rude and sweary gift for Dad on the morning of your wedding, or even a funny handkerchief for your Bridesmaid's or Maid of Honour! Just pop into our Shop and look at the Wedding Hankie section to see the girly floral handkerchief version of this hankie.

We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017. Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio.

Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered - just look in our Shop Section "Custom Hankies". Our personalised men's handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton. They can be embroidered in a choice of colours. Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms - anyone who likes a giggle! All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men's plain hankies.

If you can't see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.