Funny Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Handkerchief, Funny Christmas Gift, Wanker Christmas Gift, Sweary Secret Santa, Funny Stocking Filler
Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your best friend, wife or secret Santa for your sister, or work colleague! Then you may have found the perfect gift Embroidered HandkerchiefThe perfect funny & sweary gift for a girl who likes a giggle! I heard you wanked off Santa!! We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017. Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered - just look in our Shop Section "Custom Hankies".Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Keep Your Sh*t Together embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides - any lady who likes a giggle! All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men's plain hankies. If you can't see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery - which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.