Hoofw*nking Bunglec*nt Gift!! Offensive Handkerchief, Profanity Present, Sweary Gift, Funny Swear Words, Nickname Gift, Funny Gift for Him


Is Hoofwa*nking Bunglec*nt your other half's nickname or maybe your mates nickname? Well then, this is the perfect gift! Guaranteed to make them smile and giggle when they open your rude and funny present!Hoofw*nking Bunglec*nt! - Embroidered HandkerchiefThe perfect gift for the person who already has everything and needs a sweary and rude gift!We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017. Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered - just look in our Shop Section "Custom Hankies".Our personalised men's handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides - anyone who likes a giggle! All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men's plain hankies. If you can't see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery - which are quicker services.