Obnoxious Chocs funny birthday gift


A scrummy and funny birthday  gift with a tongue in cheek kick in the teeth!

These unique and beautifully presented Obnoxious Chocs make a great joke gift for anyone prone to getting older.

Just make sure you have an escape route handy in case they don't appreciate the cheek. Though once they've tucked into the delicious chunks of milk chocolate... well, they can't stay mad for long.

The eight Belgian chocolate hearts are decorated with one of each of the following messages: Not bad (for your age); Keep on keeping on; Happy booze & cake day; Older and wider; Cake is the answer; Greys matter; Sorry you got old and Never been older.

The details are added to each with a small amount of coloured cocoa butter and the hearts themselves are solid, fairtrade milk chocolate.

Each set of chocolates is carefully packaged in a gift box decorated with our 'Obnoxious Chocs's slogan.   Gift wrapping, tags and greetings cards are available - take a look at what we offer in the photos and choose from the drop down boxes when placing your order.  If you send us a personal message via the 'Note to Seller' button then we'll happily write it on the tag for you.


made from:

All of Bagstock & Bumble's lollies are hand made in West Yorkshire from the finest quality fairtrade Belgian chocolate.

Allergies: Our milk and white chocolate items contain dairy and any of our items, as they are made in a home environment, may contain traces of wheat, soya and nuts.

Best before: All items will have a minimum of 4 weeks (usually much longer) until their best before date which will be clearly marked on the packaging.

Storage: Please store our chocolate items in a fairly cool, dark place. They do NOT need to be refrigerated – this may cause the chocolate to bloom and produce unsightly white marks on the surface of the chocolate (though it would still be perfectly fine to eat).

Milk chocolate: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soy lecithin (E322), flavouring: natural vanilla (Cocoa solids 33.6% minimum).

Decoration: Cocoa butter, titanium dioxide, hydrated aluminium oxide, E104


Each chocolate is approximately 4cm x 4cm at their widest and highest and they weigh approximatey 16g each (there is a total of approximately 120g of chocolate in each box). We know the measurements because we made the moulds, but our weights will vary slightly because they are made by our own experienced, if imprecise, hands.